Today I married myself! These are the vows I made to myself.
“I am Vail Varone.
“My life with myself, so far, has been a life full of privilege, love, and miracles but also a life of tribulations, mistakes, and defeats. After reflecting on my life and relationship with myself, I have decided to make the greatest of all commitments and get married. Today, I am marrying myself. I am proclaiming to myself and the ones I love that I love Vail Varone.